September 1, 2014 6:20 pm
w-0-0-d-s:

this is England

w-0-0-d-s:

this is England

(Source: maryberrybitchface, via noctstiel)

6:17 pm

hausofsqueals:

You’re wrong Miley

(Source: hausofrave, via noctstiel)

5:53 pm 5:31 pm

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and kraft singles

(via fassnbender)

2:30 pm 12:16 pm

deodrant:

you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked

(via phantastic-sorcerer)

7:42 am
tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

(via phantastic-sorcerer)

7:08 am

drewchainzzzz:

"Hey remember that time you…"

Yes. I remember every embarrassing thing I have ever done and chances are it keeps me up at night

(via theloveofcamelot)

6:29 am

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via secretsinmysoul)

6:24 am

loki-cat:

avengers 2:

“mr parker, im here to talk to you about the avenger’s initi-“

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“…i’m here to talk to you about the avengers init-“

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”.. the avenger’s initiat-“

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”..avenger’s initiative.”

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(Source: moriarty, via fandomoverdose)

6:20 am

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

(via phantastic-sorcerer)

6:20 am

fight the power!
The thought of this being printed by that printer makes this all the better

fight the power!

The thought of this being printed by that printer makes this all the better

(Source: theinturnetexplorer, via phantastic-sorcerer)

August 31, 2014 5:14 pm

spr-ngfever:

buttslikehouses:

34choco:

How to Really, Really Piss Off the Wesboro Baptist Church

i have never hit the reblog button so fast jfc

this is really great omg

(via fandomgirllivingmultifandomworld)

3:15 pm 3:15 pm

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

(via alpha-bits)